First let me share my favorite Forced Enthusiasm Day of Awards puff piece: 'Jennifer Lopez's trainer says "she will be ready" '.
Placed under the jump for profanity and allusions to the Jonas Brothers' virginity..
Wow, don't make JLo mad.
Am I the only one who cries at any kind of acceptance speech? EXCEPT WRITTEN ONES, FUCK YOU UNGRATEFUL, GRACEFUL BASTARDS!
Don't worry, Bruce Springsteen, if I ever win an award I plan on spending the whole time talking about Clint Eastwood too.
I missed it, who's the Nepotism Baby tonight? [Ed. note: Rumer Willis!]
In what bizarro category is How I Met Your Mother and Recount considered the same thing?
What is this show In Treatment? Every actress & actor I love is in it. To the queue!
Ok, if you're like me and needed to be reminded what the Hollywood Foreign Press actually is, here ya go.
My boyfriend Milo Vertimigiahkeajdkshdjkhdfisjaaaiglia is kind of wooden tonight.
Is Gabriel Byrne Irish? FTW!!!!
Jonas Brothers.. I must be getting old. I wouldn't hit that with a stick.
Uhm, is it possible Johnny Depp is actually retarded and no one noticed because he's so handsome?
Yikes, did Sally Hawkins just escape from a concentration camp? Get that girl an IV.
Marisa Tomei: "Nah, it's cool.. cuz I got an OSCAR AT HOME, bitches!"
Excuse me? Jessica Lange and Drew Barrymore in a remake of Grey Gardens? Mama, I think I died in an accident cuz this must be heaven.
WALTZ WITH BASHIR WINS BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM! Viva documentary! Or however you say that in Hebrew.
OMG, what if Mickey Rourke kills someone tonight? And what if it's someone from the Apatow cabal?
Why is Tony Shalhoub and his wife sitting alone at their table? Doesn't Monk have any crew or executives?
30 Rock wins another award! You better be watching this show.
Was Tom Wilkinson wearing a mask in Recount? I didn't recognize him at all!
Do they really make the celebs run around for the 90-second commercial breaks? It's hard to scoot in formal wear!
Does Glenn Close seem a little afraid of black folks?
Crike, Californication is the stupidest show I've ever seen.
Oh, except for Entourage.
Do I need to watch this John Adams mess? I have a hard time working up much enthusiasm for pre-Irish immigration American history. And even then, it wasn't so hot for us.
"DEAL WITH IT, CATE BLANCHETT!" LOL!
Who has the most bling tonight Beyonce or Christina Applegate?
There are people who don't like Tina Fey? ON THE INTERNET?
Scorsese!
Scheider :(
I'm curious as to what Spielberg would describe as his tough times. Seriously, has this guy ever had a dud? Even his not so-juggernauts are still considered 'important'.
5'10" women demand to know, Does Last Chance Harvey address the height difference between Emma Thompson/Dustin Hoffman? They are so cute together!
I feel so relieved to see the kid from Slumdog smiling and not being waterboarded!
COLIN FARRELL! OMG, he's dreamier than Edward in Twilight.
Whoa! Lady producer on Vicky Christina Barcelona (Letty Aronson).. the only one tonight?
Kate Winslet again! Brangelina both lost tonight, I hope they're able to find a reason to continue living.
SERENA VAN DER WOODSEN GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM AND PUT ON SOME CLOTHES!
On the west coast Mickey Rourke just caused a 15-second black out. Not the first time, won't be the last.
OHHAI TOM CRUISE, WHEREZ UR EYEPATCH?!? Sorry, I am pathologically incapable of taking this man seriously.
Oh man, Slumdog is sweeping this scene. The bloggers are gonna be pissed!
Yikes, this event was kind of dull, doesn't portend well for the Hugh Jackman-hosted Oscars.
Yeh JLo really urks at me too
Posted by: Wallace Weeks | January 23, 2009 at 12:14 AM
everybody is gonna wait for those nominee
Posted by: Busby SEO Test | January 17, 2009 at 09:14 AM
Californication is very testosterone-driven, I don't mind that. I mind that it's supposed to be so literary and cutting edge when it's really just like any other sitcom but with boobs and references to books most people read in (public) high school.
Posted by: Erin Donovan | January 13, 2009 at 01:21 PM
Slumdog's wins were well-deserved in my humble opinion!
As for Californication, I'd argue it is one of the better shows on television. Then again, I am a guy and it is a very testosterone-driven show.
Posted by: Jonathan | January 13, 2009 at 01:13 PM