This week Guber and Bart discuss upheaval in the industry and how deftly the other has moved (horizontally, meow) through different sectors of the studio system.
Mantra for success, from the mouth of Guber:
False
Evidence
Appearing
Real
Eats the soul!
Bart twice refers to Barbara Streisand (Prince of Tides, Yentl, Mirror Has Two Faces) as an "unsuccessful director", despite winning Oscars and making cash money. Who doesn't believe in facts now, Peter?
Comparing Helen Mirren with Lindsay Lohan... wtf. Some CEOs are crooked, especially old, white ones! Here's a non-sequitur: After the commercial: the cast of Superbad! Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg and Jonah Hill.
Bart: Do you deserve your success? Have you seen any classic films? PS I knew Hal Ashby.
A: Whoa!
How does a 9 year old have a beard? Superbad has more 'fucks' than Scarface! Isn't Scarface 10 hours long? Holy shit, Seth Rogen wrote for Da Ali G show?! I hope he wrote my all-time favorite joke, "why is all giraffes gay?" (asked to a Harvard zoology professor). Rogen reads Ain't It Cool News, his status as both freak and geek is finally confirmed.
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